DISCLAIMER (for folks who dont' already sense it from the adjoining picture) - What ensues is homogeneous gibberish. Read at your own risk.The alien kid is ready to sneak in through the chimney of the hood at one end of the room. He is about to undertake a daring journey across the seven bays. Ask why? With dreamy eyes and steely resolve, it says - "Because, it's there..."
Ready. set.. go...
Hey, what's here - that's a red bin with a pirate flag on it..
I hear voices. That sounds human.. no robotic..... hmm human! One voice is speaking Hebrew, the other Hindi... that's surprising!! They are talking to each other and seem to be communicating well...
Watch out!!! Missed the huge crystal that was shot at a precise angle by a whisker... It has just landed on the ground and turned into a serene samurai sword on a yoga mat!! I don't get this at all...
A blanket of calmness enshrouds me as I enter into the next bay...
The temperature drops below anything on the scale to make it the coolest bay ever... There goes a laptop with a robotic arm pricking a tray all over the place. As I make my way through a hurdle of glass plates, I sniff a gun - that characteristic smell of burnt sulfur... Fortunately I have one to defend myself against it..
I hear some voices again.. this time it's just one person... speaking in a language so foreign that the only thing I can sense that he is cursing...
What do we have next? A smile... just a smile!!! where's the rest?? Move on, you bugger!!
Then there's a minefield... a battleground of toxins, baker's yeast and the human cells trying to go one up over each other!!
I can almost see the pot of gold at the end of a tunnel (What's wrong with you??), when a deadly combination of crouching tiger and hidden dragon leaps onto me... Thanks to my alien agility, could take evasive action!!
But now, who do we have here? An unkempt head in flames clad in a white coat!!
I manage to get a glimpse of this burning head. Finally, 'That surely looks familiar...'
Hey Atomic!!
Friend, how come you are here??
That's a long story...
A threatening voice calls out - Stop this complete gibberish and hit the sack boys... you shall know more when the group meets at noon tomorrow!!
Ok ma'm. Good night!!
I hear a baritone clearing his throat in the distance as my eyes decide to change their stance...
Carbide
I hear voices. That sounds human.. no robotic..... hmm human! One voice is speaking Hebrew, the other Hindi... that's surprising!! They are talking to each other and seem to be communicating well...
Watch out!!! Missed the huge crystal that was shot at a precise angle by a whisker... It has just landed on the ground and turned into a serene samurai sword on a yoga mat!! I don't get this at all...
A blanket of calmness enshrouds me as I enter into the next bay...
The temperature drops below anything on the scale to make it the coolest bay ever... There goes a laptop with a robotic arm pricking a tray all over the place. As I make my way through a hurdle of glass plates, I sniff a gun - that characteristic smell of burnt sulfur... Fortunately I have one to defend myself against it..
I hear some voices again.. this time it's just one person... speaking in a language so foreign that the only thing I can sense that he is cursing...
What do we have next? A smile... just a smile!!! where's the rest?? Move on, you bugger!!
Then there's a minefield... a battleground of toxins, baker's yeast and the human cells trying to go one up over each other!!
I can almost see the pot of gold at the end of a tunnel (What's wrong with you??), when a deadly combination of crouching tiger and hidden dragon leaps onto me... Thanks to my alien agility, could take evasive action!!
But now, who do we have here? An unkempt head in flames clad in a white coat!!
I manage to get a glimpse of this burning head. Finally, 'That surely looks familiar...'
Hey Atomic!!
Friend, how come you are here??
That's a long story...
A threatening voice calls out - Stop this complete gibberish and hit the sack boys... you shall know more when the group meets at noon tomorrow!!
Ok ma'm. Good night!!
I hear a baritone clearing his throat in the distance as my eyes decide to change their stance...
Carbide
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Very witty ;)
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